Sweetie

Sweetie?

It was nice to get some rare personal-sofa-time during the screening of this darkly brilliant debut feature from Jane Campion. And… how about that Sangria!

The one thing that disappointed though, in my [humble] opinion: not a single good-looking person in the movie. As New Yorkers, we naturally expect a bit of above-averageness. Just one would have been nice. Even the kid had a hideous haircut (inspired by the late Steve Irwin, no doubt). I guess Abbey Cornish was way too young, and neither of the Minogue sisters were post-op? Un-lucky, lucky, lucky.

There must be at least a couple of attractive Australians no? Surely not all the convicts originally shipped out to help populate the territory were bad-looking? Or was that their crime against British society? We might just be on to something here… stay tuned.

But, I digress…

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3 thoughts on “Sweetie

  1. I really enjoyed the movie (not only because I got to spend some time sitting on the couch next to the movienight host)

  2. how pretentious to say, “as new yorkers we naturally expect a bit of above-averageness”.

    I actually prefer “normal” looking people in a film, as well as unknown actors as to make the film more unpredictable. Maybe you should move to Hollywood?

  3. So, pretentiously, I would like to reiterate… as New Yorkers, we naturally expect a bit of above-averageness (especially if you live near Union Square). What I was trying to say, really, and even more pretentiously, was that the cast of “Sweetie” was consistently unattractive, and after watching the film (more than once), I felt as if all the color had been sucked out of my world. (Yes… I should never have shown this movie if I felt that way… I liked the story, though, and I hadn’t yet realized what it was about the movie that had this draining effect on me. It’s tough to come up with a fresh choice every week…) I don’t want or need Brad and Angelina… I just need at least one person not to be mind-numbingly bland-looking. I mean, let’s face it; the fat lady was the beauty queen in this one.
    I hate Hollywood, btw… “anon”, perhaps Australia is the place you want to be? Maybe you’d fit right in.

    Finally… what’s the point of living in New York City if you can’t be pretentious?

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